Cold hands, warm shart.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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