I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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