remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
