Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
