wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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