Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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