how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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