Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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