If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Is it because I queefed?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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