he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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