i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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