cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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