Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
