Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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