I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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