i was rollin on her like bob the builder
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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