i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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