your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
