Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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