babies were throwing up all over the place
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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