Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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