Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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