everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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