hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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