It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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