Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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