Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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