I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
