I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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