ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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