I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
His nipple licking is glorious
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