Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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