I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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