Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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