I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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