How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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