At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
