so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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