we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Randomize
