Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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