when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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