I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I feel like a drive thru vagina
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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