idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
that's an acceptable place to lick
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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