You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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