Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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