my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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