If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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