Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
True strength comes from lack of pants
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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