my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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