The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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