I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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