So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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