Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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