I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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