turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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