I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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