you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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