dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
